Thirty Thousand at Six in the Morning
March 31, 2026 · uneasy.in/55b634e
The email arrived at 6 a.m. It came from "Oracle Leadership," which is not a person. "After careful consideration of Oracle's current business needs, we have made the decision to eliminate your role." Within minutes, system access was revoked. No call from a manager, no meeting, not even an individual name on the message. Just a mass termination in corporate passive voice.
TD Cowen estimates between 20,000 and 30,000 employees received that message on Tuesday morning. Roughly 18% of Oracle's 162,000-person workforce. Cuts landed across the US, India, Canada, Mexico, and Uruguay. Divisions like Revenue and Health Sciences and SaaS and Virtual Operations Services saw reductions exceeding 30%. Some employees with over twenty years of service found out before sunrise.
On Blind and Reddit, confirmation posts appeared in real time. "After 10 years, I've been let go." "Just got an email at 5 am... over 20 years service... nice." Screenshots of the termination email circulated on LinkedIn hours before Oracle acknowledged anything. The company still hasn't issued a formal statement.
The money freed up, somewhere between $8 and $10 billion in annual cash flow, feeds Oracle's $156 billion AI infrastructure bet. Capex for fiscal 2026 is projected at $50 billion, nearly seven times the $6.9 billion spent two years ago. To finance this, Oracle raised $58 billion in debt over the past two months, with $50 billion from a single bond offering. Total debt now exceeds $124 billion. Moody's rates them Baa2, two notches above junk.
Oracle is not in trouble. Net income jumped 95% last quarter to $6.13 billion. Contracted future revenue sits at $523 billion. This isn't a company shedding weight to survive. It's a profitable company that decided its employees are worth less than GPUs.
I wrote about Meta making the same calculation two weeks ago. Fifteen thousand jobs, redirected toward a reported $115-135 billion in capex. The arithmetic is becoming standard. Claudio Lupi put it plainly: "Larry Ellison just showed every enterprise tech company the playbook: lay off your people, buy more GPUs."
What makes Oracle's version particularly grim is the leverage. Microsoft, Meta, and Google can fund their collective AI spending from cash reserves. Oracle cannot. Free cash flow went negative by $10 billion last quarter. The stock has shed more than half its value since September, erasing $463 billion in market cap. Oracle is borrowing at near-junk rates to build data centres it hopes to lease to AI companies. If those contracts don't materialise at the scale Ellison projects, the debt stays. The workers do not come back.
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